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XanimalloverX
  • Town/Country : United State
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  • Birth Date : Monday 2 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6169) - you deserved it (16362)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842 (425)

I agree, your life sucks (29758) - you deserved it (4219)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my fiance is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

#9134899 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (18045) - you deserved it (1973)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:14pm - love - by KMAC (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690 (431)

I agree, your life sucks (25609) - you deserved it (10492)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995 (397)

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (1280)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (6047) - you deserved it (31666)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML

#8846091 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (15523) - you deserved it (1159)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by murphx3x (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

#8822462 (391)

I agree, your life sucks (24147) - you deserved it (6342)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

#5867673 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (1511)

On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car". They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance. FML

#4429159 (346)

I agree, your life sucks (65888) - you deserved it (2704)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident, when my dad came to pick me up instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when he went to the hospital while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

#4222562 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (36711) - you deserved it (2475)

On 08/02/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML

#4212428 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (35761) - you deserved it (1967)

On 08/01/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by Forgotton (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn't feel so insecure about being bald because of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself and didn't want a wig, they came out and told me THEY couldn't accept it. My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can't control. FML

#4177051 (282)

I agree, your life sucks (68782) - you deserved it (1972)

On 07/31/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by Betrayed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (58815) - you deserved it (9617)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (15676) - you deserved it (62069)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)