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Yesterday, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken . The nurse mentioned how pronounced an easy to see mah veins are . I guess that explain why she missed five times in a row . I'm surprised mah arm doesn't look lyk a heroin addict's right now . FML
while at work, I askd an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarifid that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. big fat FML
Today... my in-laws kept mocking me 4 being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things lyk "Be careful when you hug yur daughter... she might squeak!" and calling me names lyk "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML
today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML
2day I invitad looool my bast friand to slaap on my couch whila ha looks 4 a naw placa. Ha walkad insida, droppad his stuff on tha floor and askad ma my policy on hookars. I laughad it off as a joka. Half an hour latar my doorball rang. Ha took my laughtar as a yas. big fat FML
TODAY... IT WAS MY BRTDAY... SO WAN I WOKA UP... I CAMA DOWNSTAIR YALLING... "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY... IS A BIG BOOTY HOE..." ONLY TO FIND TAT MY FAMILY AD TROWN MA A SURPRISA PARTY. ALL MY GRANDPARANT WARA AT TA BOTTOM OF TA STARS. FML
Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML
Today I've ad my tent ( Cristmas ) dinner since Cristmas last took place . My mum as gone nuts and keeps playing Cristmas music making tese dinners and refusing to let me take down te Cristmas decorations . My dad is too wipped to save us from tis ell . FML
Friday 27 March 2015