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today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML
TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML
Today, I found out tat te $200 a week I was paying my dad fir my car insurance and payment, wasn't actually paying my insurance and car payment. looool How did I find out e wasn't paying? Repo man took my car. FML
Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like!! Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave downstars!! We were sitting on a towel and I laid down!! Then he said, "Is there a squrrel in yur pants?" FML
Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML
2day my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping , she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny , causing a lot of people to stare in our drection. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
Today I was wereing mah yoga pants 4 mah boyfriend. He's infatuatd with them. He claim they make mah ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe an it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him an his father at dinner. FML
TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MAH SISTER Y IT'S UNHYGIENIC, SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE AN DOWNRIGHT INAPPROPRIATE TO APPLY THRUSH OINTMENT IN THE LOUNGE ROOM. I REALISED I WASN'T GETTING THROUGH TO HER WHEN SHE CALLED ME ''UPTIGHT,'' ''VICTORIAN" AN ''PRUDISH'' TO NAME A FEW. FML
TODAY, I WAS WATCHING TV. DURING A VERY LONG COMMERCIAL BREAK, I FOUND MAH BROTHERS PSP CHARGER NEXT TO ME. OUT OF BOREDOM I PUTTD MAH TONGUE ON THE END ON THE METAL. NOT ONLY DID IT FRY MAH TONGUE BUT FOUND ITS WAY TO MAH METAL FILLING IN MAH TOOTH. I NOW HAVE A SORE TONGUE AN A THROBBING TOOTHACHE. FML
Today... I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing... somebody banged into the door an stuck there hand through. I yelled... "What... are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parent standing behind him. FML
Friday 27 March 2015