About XTheDesertSongX : I hate you
By the way, my four FMLs that have been posted were all fake as I was ignorant when I made my account about three years or so ago.
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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (25404) - you deserved it (6397)
On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States
Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52614) - you deserved it (5720)
On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by fattie4life (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9435) - you deserved it (3492)
On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version
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