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XTheDesertSongX
  • Town/Country : Kokiri Forest, Ohio
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About XTheDesertSongX : "I'm ten, but I'm about to be eleven in a month."

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29243) - you deserved it (7833)

On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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On 07/20/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by fattie4life (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version



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