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Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

#11017232
82 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and its not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML

#10930863
141 comments

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On 06/02/2010 at 10:12pm - health - by Kbizz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

#10772340
123 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 4:17am - health - by kaylajere - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

#9186653
155 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

#8928407
140 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by BNLM - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

#8818835
121 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

#8805892
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On 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

#8795495
163 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

#8748145
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On 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm - kids - by moneyman22 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML

#8474571
152 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned the reason they say don't keep your phone in high humidity places. I left my phone on the counter when I went to take a shower. It now won't turn on due to water damage and the warranty doesn't cover it. FML

#8341883
188 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:46pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484
215 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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