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Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32868) - you deserved it (9561)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22037) - you deserved it (13139)

On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27056) - you deserved it (32809)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)