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by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by sarah6786 / 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by kmtranter / 12/28/2012 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Intimacy
by annie_nk / 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by alicia / 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
by djl / 12/20/2012 at 12:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch / 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
by fatbabysyndrome / 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Bonding_boys / 12/17/2012 at 11:21am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm / Ireland (Waterford) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…