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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About XIceBlueX : I'm Amber and currently a student at LCCC (and soon Kutztown University) to major in child and adolescent psychology. I currently work in a bakery, a daycare, and evergreen raceway. I'm usually quiet, until you get to know me. I also spend too much time on the internet and not enough time doing what I'm supposed to. In a relationship for 4 years now, and hopefully for many years after (knocking on wood)

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