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  • Number of visits : 2914
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About XHakudatsuX : Name: Jeneras Skywalker. :)
I'm not normal, but not because you say I'm not. It's because the term "normal" doesn't exist.
I hate dreaming.
I refuse to take medicine.
I would gladly eat a human being.
I don't give a shit about what you dislike about me. I'm me; take it or leave it.
I've learned to accept myself for who & what I am.
I don't care about your perfect world & how I "fuck it up".
I think way too hard about things, even when it's completely unnecessary, & what I mean by that is that I obsess over the smallest of things, trying to decipher any hidden clue that may be of use to me.
I use my imagination to create scenarios in my head that I wish could happen in real life.
I choose not to label myself.

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XHakudatsuX's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33247) - you deserved it (3908)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8626) - you deserved it (47209)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32839) - you deserved it (16647)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML

#6148515
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28749) - you deserved it (11063)

On 11/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by mylifeisfed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

#5907906
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37956) - you deserved it (3005)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:26am - health - by 20lbknockout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64304) - you deserved it (4707)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

#5309799
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (6760)

On 09/17/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by Masey (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

#5306456
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33931) - you deserved it (3733)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:10am - health - by navyma - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

#4751851
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30474) - you deserved it (3290)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

#4746647
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22629) - you deserved it (6906)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
923 comments

I agree, your life sucks (343732) - you deserved it (38458)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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