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XDsmileyDX

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XDsmileyDX

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2383
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About XDsmileyDX : Hey guys. Ryan here. My main purpose on FML is to have my day brightened by other people getting theirs destroyed.

I enjoy film making and doing parkour. If you would like to check out works of my film making, you can find my videos on YouTube at www.youtube.com/perilouspictures.

If you would like to check out works of my parkour... well... find me on the streets somewhere.

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I Was Blessd With A Girlfriend Who Loves Giving Blowjobs!! And Cursd With A Girlfriend Who Is Also Somehow Really Bad At Them!! FML

#20174308
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (8136)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today.. . I had to go to mah daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class . Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with mah husband when we arrived . Apparently I "died" recently and mah daughter has had extra responsibility around the house.. . hence why she doesn't come to class . FML

#20154716
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (2166)

On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43270) - you deserved it (9152)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I told my boyfriend I lovd him fir the first time!! His response was to smile and pat me on the head!! FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28223) - you deserved it (4502)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today... after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of... I saw mah first... majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. big fat FML

#18400487
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26890) - you deserved it (3321)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48893) - you deserved it (3767)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SMELL OF BACON. IT SMELLED SO GOOD, AND MADE ME VERY HUNGRY. THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MAH NIEGHBOR COOKING. I HAVE NO MONEY OR BACON. FML

#18346168
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (3825)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY... I WAS SO HUNGRY THAT I LITERALLY STOLE CANDY FROM A BABY. FML

#18306408
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9872) - you deserved it (41745)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML

#18030878
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31943) - you deserved it (6043)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52098) - you deserved it (16619)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, I mishered a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh an nodded mah head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23290) - you deserved it (19939)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

after having had sex with mah girlfriend 4 the first time the night before... she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51321) - you deserved it (8064)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure" . Her husband was in the room . FML

#18014569
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43184) - you deserved it (8713)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, For Our 3rd Anniversary, I Gave My Boyfriend A Watch, Courtesy Of Rolex. He Gave Me Herpes, Courtesy Of His Other Girlfriend. FML

#18014393
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50218) - you deserved it (4569)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was givan an antira waak of datantion for planking on my scool dask . FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14790) - you deserved it (72629)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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