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XDsmileyDX

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2667
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About XDsmileyDX : Hey guys. Ryan here. My main purpose on FML is to have my day brightened by other people getting theirs destroyed.

I enjoy film making and doing parkour. If you would like to check out works of my film making, you can find my videos on YouTube at www.youtube.com/perilouspictures.

If you would like to check out works of my parkour... well... find me on the streets somewhere.

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XDsmileyDX's favorite FMLs

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

#20174308
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (8153)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

#20154716
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (2346)

On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43385) - you deserved it (9163)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28338) - you deserved it (4510)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26987) - you deserved it (3327)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49001) - you deserved it (3775)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

#18346168
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (3835)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10509) - you deserved it (43543)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33497) - you deserved it (6239)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54706) - you deserved it (17393)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23386) - you deserved it (19977)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53672) - you deserved it (8343)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44426) - you deserved it (8875)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

#18014393
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50340) - you deserved it (4574)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14837) - you deserved it (72780)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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