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Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54840) - you deserved it (6459)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home from living in Spain for 2 years. My mom made dinner for me, and she had forgotten about my allergy to citrus, because she made lemon chicken. After using my EpiPen, and calling 911 for myself, I heard my mom say to my dad, "She always did have to be the center of attention." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63802) - you deserved it (3652)

On 07/21/2009 at 11:19am - health - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML


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On 07/19/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by Tasty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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