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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About XBurytheCastleX : I play the drums and write lyrics. I have a band with my sister who happens to be an amazing vocalist, we are looking for a bassist and a guitarist.

We are 'Loser by day,' and we're going to become something.

I adore Courage my love.

I am a lesbian and can't get a girl.

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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54576) - you deserved it (6719)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
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I agree, your life sucks (54576) - you deserved it (6719)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35809) - you deserved it (19914)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)



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