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About XBurytheCastleX : I really like this app, it's the only highlight of my day. I play the drums and write lyrics, I am currently learning bass and want to learn everything. I wish I could sing. I have a two person band with my sister who happens to be an amazing vocalist, we are looking for a bassist and a guitarist.
I really like Paramore and Courage my love.
I am gay and can't get a girl.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
Friday 26 September 2014