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XBurytheCastleX

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 292
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About XBurytheCastleX : I really like this app, it's the only highlight of my day. I play the drums and write lyrics, I am currently learning bass and want to learn everything. I wish I could sing. I have a two person band with my sister who happens to be an amazing vocalist, we are looking for a bassist and a guitarist.

I really like Paramore and Courage my love.

I am gay and can't get a girl.

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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
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I agree, your life sucks (53783) - you deserved it (6637)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
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I agree, your life sucks (53783) - you deserved it (6637)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35762) - you deserved it (19867)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)



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