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XBurytheCastleX

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About XBurytheCastleX : I really like this app, it's the only highlight of my day. I play the drums and write lyrics, I am currently learning bass and want to learn everything. I wish I could sing. I have a two person band with my sister who happens to be an amazing vocalist, we are looking for a bassist and a guitarist.

I really like Paramore and Courage my love.

I am a lesbian and can't get a girl.

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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54530) - you deserved it (6718)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54530) - you deserved it (6718)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35777) - you deserved it (19891)

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