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XBurytheCastleX

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  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About XBurytheCastleX : I hate myself.

I like Paramore, playing the drums, animals.

FML is something I say constantly. Yep.

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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53716) - you deserved it (6634)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53716) - you deserved it (6634)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35734) - you deserved it (19850)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)



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