Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 02/10/2016 at 8:56pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 606
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About X3liteXHunterX : I am a firefighter that's me on the right in my 2nd pic and that's me on the nozzle on my 3rd pic.

X3liteXHunterX's page activity

Visits<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 12:25am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 7:51pm<b>hullarms</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:29am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 4:57pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 8:14pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:49pm<b>nelliegw</b> - the 03/23/2014 at 12:00pm<b>bomber747</b> - the 04/16/2013 at 9:18am<b>Jaylan_o</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 8:14pm<b>Lorysa</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 7:31pm<b>DaFudge</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 12:53pm<b>jesbar95</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 11:39am<b>sierralem</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 10:14am<b>wishuponastar22</b> - the 10/18/2011 at 4:46pm

X3liteXHunterX's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of X3liteXHunterX's badges

X3liteXHunterX's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30637) - you deserved it (2375)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (5407)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (14847) - you deserved it (50263)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: