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X3liteXHunterX
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, my dad asked me to clean the trash on our acreage. I was cleaning around the tree line when I came across a particularly heavy bag. I ran inside to ask my dad for help moving it. He looked inside the bag to see what it could be. It was a human body. Someone had thrown it over our fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48416) - you deserved it (1782)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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On 10/19/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by NoorFML - United States (Louisiana)

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Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia



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