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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 488
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About WyattDaBoss : Hey! Im a dude and I love music. I love animals! Video games are cool and all, I love Halo and I have Xbox live, but anyways... I am a fan of YouTube and if you would like to know anything just message me!

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Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


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