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About WyattDaBoss : Hey! Im a dude and I love music. I love animals! Video games are cool and all, I love Halo and I have Xbox live, but anyways... I am a fan of YouTube and if you would like to know anything just message me!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014