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About WyattDaBoss : Hey! Im a dude and I love music. I also like video games like Halo and Skyrim. I think colored hair is the coolest thing ever! Im willing to talk so message me!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014