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Wuzzgoof
  • Town/Country : Groningen, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1353
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7561) - you deserved it (55075)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (9509)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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