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WubStep_
  • Town/Country : South Louisiana, Baby
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WubStep_ : I believe you when you say that you've lost all faith, but you must believe in something. I still believe in man. A wise one asked me why. Cause I just don't believe we're wicked, I know we sin but I do believe we try.

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Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43244) - you deserved it (31578) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

#20537238
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (8097)

On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML

#20147982
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20641) - you deserved it (6215)

On 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8326) - you deserved it (90261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

#15831964
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (20068)

On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

#15632605
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (4946)

On 04/04/2011 at 5:29am - love - by terrible person -

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47893) - you deserved it (40070)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (2220)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20746) - you deserved it (3026)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11170) - you deserved it (29033)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

#6865910
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19072) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by fml333 (woman) - Saudi Arabia

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

#6493003
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4997) - you deserved it (46193)

On 11/28/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by MegGRRRz (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML

#6158191
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by RKE (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my father's wedding. He never really cared for me, and his fiancée is my age, but I thought it would mean a lot to him if I went. I was supposed to wait for his call the day before, so he would give me directions and tell me when it starts. He never called. FML

#4899875
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43326) - you deserved it (2576)

On 08/29/2009 at 3:21am - misc - by kkiv (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41725) - you deserved it (3399)

On 07/29/2009 at 11:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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