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  • Town/Country : New York
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 August 1985 (28 years)
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About WtfmL : Basically, at times, my life can be F***ED UP!

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Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (19576)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
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I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (19576)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
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I agree, your life sucks (42761) - you deserved it (5157)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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