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Wreckless
  • Town/Country : Steelcity, Austria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1937
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (4260)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22994) - you deserved it (7375)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19866) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

#7776158
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10681) - you deserved it (32016)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34962) - you deserved it (9146)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got yelled at by one of my bosses. The reason? I was yawning. I work at Starbucks. Apparently I wasn't 'promoting' correctly. FML

#7467721
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19722) - you deserved it (3668)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:29am - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

#6802710
79 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by yoked (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

#6802710
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26001) - you deserved it (3901)

On 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by yoked (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (32913)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as a walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

#6472214
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24908) - you deserved it (7314)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML

#6363732
59 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

#5887611
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (6142)

On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

#5857727
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31001) - you deserved it (6424)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

#5034499
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42273) - you deserved it (4849)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

#4554817
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49857) - you deserved it (6695)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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