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by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by acab93 / 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
by Stormbringer / 02/01/2011 at 1:37am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Peter C. / 01/22/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 6:23am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / United States / Animals
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…