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by Ramis182 / 10/03/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
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by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 6:39am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
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by James / 08/12/2011 at 3:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
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