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by Madi / 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hot_shot / 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm / United States / Love
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm / United States / Intimacy
by bad karma / 11/21/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm / Ireland (Cork) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
by ohdear / 10/31/2011 at 11:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by kp / 10/16/2011 at 8:47pm / Australia / Health
by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
by ...... / 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous