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by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by iheartmorons / 01/14/2012 at 9:31am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
by Sleep Deprived / 12/25/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
by ThinZ / 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by PunkChik27 / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.… Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided…