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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2402
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12724) - you deserved it (32532)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29130) - you deserved it (19029)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

#19315515
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (3465)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (5226)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31442) - you deserved it (2751) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

#18940800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32657) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24782) - you deserved it (3090)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48501) - you deserved it (8160)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27973) - you deserved it (2630)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36622) - you deserved it (2897)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

#18858383
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (8396)

On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36209) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (4977)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (4977)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (4977)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom



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