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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25am - health - by Missusluv313 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
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