Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

WowLifeDoesSuck

Search for a member

WowLifeDoesSuck

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1985 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 30867
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About WowLifeDoesSuck : Don't stalk me.

WowLifeDoesSuck's page activity

Visits<b>MTP664</b> - yesterday at 5:38pm<b>Daylightscar</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 9:29pm<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 11:17pm<b>persianninja</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 9:12am<b>tamannab97</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 4:05pm<b>jonathanscholes</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 2:03pm<b>tannere</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 6:40pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 11:46pm<b>XxWolfQueen</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 11:54am<b>Terzy</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 12:28am<b>BlesstheSilence</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 11:51pm<b>CloudBustah</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 5:19am<b>bostonhempist</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 11:06pm<b>davincidasecond</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 3:43am<b>Psychohistory</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 2:06pm<b>o0Feared0o</b> - the 10/30/2013 at 11:09am<b>EllaJSwiftie</b> - the 10/25/2013 at 1:07pm<b>micha090</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 4:00am

WowLifeDoesSuck's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

WowLifeDoesSuck's favorite FMLs

Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

#232961
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12323) - you deserved it (110156)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
157 comments

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24672) - you deserved it (128528)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it was my birthday. I set up a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

#214993
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94196) - you deserved it (6179)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:24am - misc - by STUPID BIRTHDAY (man) - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

#214447
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50407) - you deserved it (129752)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

#211586
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80610) - you deserved it (4810)

On 03/04/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71516) - you deserved it (20080)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

#192974
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (137933)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

#183630
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83411) - you deserved it (12232)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML

#175270
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94252) - you deserved it (10197)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46549) - you deserved it (156816)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

#168503
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81436) - you deserved it (13973)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

#165039
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19125) - you deserved it (121660)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
995 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69978) - you deserved it (730404)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

#154058
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75860) - you deserved it (4996)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by ap84 - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely something…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: