About WoshJinchell93 : Hey fellow FML-ers, I'm Josh and I'm awesome. I play golf, and I play it very well. I go to college, so you could say I am intelligent.
I like:
Calculus
Dynamics
Statics (NOT Statistics)
Blink-182
Golfing
Olivia Wilde
Driving fast
Scarlett Johansson
Sarcasm
Crude humor
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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
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