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Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

#15900824
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37550) - you deserved it (3976)

On 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm - love - by crizzy - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

#15900752
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11110) - you deserved it (31050)

On 04/23/2011 at 7:56pm - misc - by Niquesha (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30683) - you deserved it (4177)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML

#15895306
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38643) - you deserved it (9950)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Sadman (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31853) - you deserved it (4978)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
171 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (21150)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29863) - you deserved it (8012)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

#15831633
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11143) - you deserved it (54250)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:09am - kids - by B (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46610) - you deserved it (18109)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39356) - you deserved it (6382)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

#15803681
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (4533)

On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11007) - you deserved it (77258)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31117) - you deserved it (7285)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20844) - you deserved it (52534)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)



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