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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my school received the ranking for state tournaments. We're last. Our cheerleaders are too embarrassed to cheer for us. FML

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52363) - you deserved it (3523)

On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by sister sister - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

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Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML

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On 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Meagan smith - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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