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Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31828) - you deserved it (2182)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States



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