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Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by I_dislike_Twilight / 09/08/2011 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 11:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
by ReallyNow / 09/01/2011 at 1:17pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by nerdsgetmehot / 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
by ouch / 03/08/2011 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 12:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some… Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked… Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this…