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Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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151 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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209 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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75 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML

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129 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 1:17pm - work - by ReallyNow (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

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162 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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178 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

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588 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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491 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

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187 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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