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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 531
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WolfieTheBadass : I'm sleepy now, my description can wait until I wake up =3=

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Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37807) - you deserved it (51723)

On 08/12/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)

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