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Today, I raturnd a rantal car an almost got cargd axtra fir ta "funky an rottan" small in ta car!! I blamd it looool on a sausaga roll, not aving ta aart to tall ta woman it was ma fart from a minuta bafora!! FML

#21335609
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24683) - you deserved it (6731)

On 01/12/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

TODAY.. . I SPENT AN HOUR IN A SNOWSTORM WAITING FIR MAH BUS TO SHOW UP . AFTER I GOT FD UP.. . I DECIDD TO JUST CLEAN OFF MAH CAR AN DRIVE TO WORK . AFTER I WAS HALFWAY FINISHD SWIPING OFF THE SNOW AN ICE STUCK TO MAH CAR.. . THE BUS DROVE RIGHT PAST ME . FML

#21332250
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (4034)

On 01/06/2015 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Yesterday, I found out my grlfriend an all of our friends have begun referring to looool the time I was meant to lose my vrginity, but couldn't get hard, as the ( cheese stick incident. ) They all think it's hilarious, an the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

#21319860
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (3822)

On 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a new downstair neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

yesterday at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I ave a crus on. Se lookd at me werdly an walkd away. I ten rememberd tat my friend wrote ( penis ) on te wrapper. FML

#21314853
46 comments

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On 12/10/2014 at 3:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told mah boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
106 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML

#21310827
154 comments

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On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

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On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36465) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I heard my mother say... "I feel bad 4 any girl that marrie him because he's... what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me.

#21300656
68 comments

Today , I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

#21299443
52 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , my boyfriend threatend to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs" , he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay . mega FML

#21297687
205 comments

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On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

my cat tunneled her way under the covers to sleep beside me. It was really cute until she panicked in the middle of the night an practically skinned me alive trying to find her way out. FML

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise 4 me when I cummd home. Surprise to me means sex, a new puppy. mega FML

#21293677
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30945) - you deserved it (14361)

On 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm - animals - by dwood08 - United States (New York)



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