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WoldowJR's favorite FMLs
Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the car. I blamed it on a sausage roll, not having the heart to tell the woman it was my fart from a minute before. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2015 at 4:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Transportation
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 8:26pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by fuck / 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm / Norway (Buskerud) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/10/2014 at 3:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML
by ring-a-ding-ding / 12/06/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML
by WTF / 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by UnchainedGaruda / 11/17/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by That_Indian_Guy / 11/15/2014 at 8:25am / United States (Florida) / Work
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by LittleRed79 / 11/11/2014 at 3:03am / Canada / Animals
by dwood08 / 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Animals