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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15363) - you deserved it (14942)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5354) - you deserved it (31697)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14982) - you deserved it (4276)

On 12/14/2009 at 7:00pm - misc - by fire - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (141718) - you deserved it (53041)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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