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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3578
  • Number of comments : 1171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Wizardo : The FML community always needs a Wizard. Enjoy all the little things like food and love good music whether it be chilled out or even a Hans Zimmer orchestra piece. Passionate about science and physics and have an insatiable curiosity about the universe. However, I'm still an average dude that enjoys anime and manga and gaming like anyone. Although I'm pretty academic by nature I do love my sports. Still, shoot me a message and get lost in the magic. If anyone is up for a little Fifa session or other games message me, PlayStation exclusive.

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Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML


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