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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (19 years)
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About Wizardo : Average student/employee/wizard in this world filled with FML moments. Huge nerd and avid watcher of all things sci-fi, horror and most quality TV shows. Love to play football and support Arsenal F.C. Love to read manga, watch anime and consume books as fast as I can get a hold of them. Also a gamer at heart with experience reaching as far back as an N64. Live for music overall however, I tend to listen to almost anything and my range goes from orchestra music to future RnB.

If you fancy a chat, shoot me a message. Its medicine for your soul.

P.S. I am a HP fanboy and it defines my childhood.

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Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML


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