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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3363
  • Number of comments : 1151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Wizardo : I'm just a rather ordinary guy with a weird take on life. Love the usual things like football, video games, food and sleep and I live for music. But I also like more obscure things like anime, a good OST - TSFH, Hans Zimmer are the best, manga, physics and the universe - I'm very academic but into my sports. I am a realist and a cynic, but I try to KCCO. I love dark humour and have a really sarcastic side, don't take any offence to most of what I say. 'Respect is earned. Honesty is appreciated. Trust is gained. Loyalty is returned.' Shoot me a message. -Chive On-

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Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML


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