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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (19 years)
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About Wizardo : Ellipses.

CPH Girls (Kongsted remix)
TaKillya - Vinnie Maniscalco
Borderline - Vanic
XE3 - mssnigno (wheathin turn)
Dollhouse - jai wolf remix
Crave you - ACD remix
Revolution - unlike Pluto remix
Party of the year - DJ Rupp
Stitches - Shawn mended
Drunk in love - jen Suki refix
Spesiaali - nikke Ankara
This summers gonna hurt - the him remix
Habits of my heart - stelousr & curious control remix
We don't have to take our clothes off - Ella Eyre
Ain't nobody like you - sincere
Grand piano - chi duly remix
King - mace remix
Xenogenesis - TheFatRat
Here (Lucian remix)
Black coast - trndsttr
In2 - Akelle Charles
Put it all on me - Gyptian
Abstract - Neverland
Ozzie - IDNY

List of songs will be updated and changed every week, come back for new tunes every Saturday. If you liked any of the songs send me a message and maybe even a suggestion for the list.

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Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML


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