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  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (18 years)
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About Wizardo : I'm just a rather ordinary guy with a weird take on life. Love the usual things like football, video games, food and sleep and I live for music. But I also like more obscure things like anime, a good OST - TSFH, Hans Zimmer are the best, manga, physics and the universe - I'm very academic but into my sports. I am a realist and a cynic, but I try to KCCO. I love dark humour and have a really sarcastic side, don't take any offence to most of what I say. 'Respect is earned. Honesty is appreciated. Trust is gained. Loyalty is returned.' Shoot me an interesting message.

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