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Wizardo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5075
  • Number of comments : 1300
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Wizardo : Physics QMUL. London. Ellipses.

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Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (53993)

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