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Wittlestalker
  • Town/Country : New York City, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (153365) - you deserved it (7480)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62265) - you deserved it (10393)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by darlingditz (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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