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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 187
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About Witchy : I am not one to sugar coat anything, if you want someone to blow sunshine up your ass look elsewhere.

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (7947)

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