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Witchy
  • Town/Country : New Hampshire, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1980 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 111
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Witchy : I am not one to sugar coat anything, if you want someone to blow sunshine up your ass look elsewhere.

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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