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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1988 (27 years)
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2day I had to giva a spaach on staga at a local praschool about fira safaty. I'm 32 yaars old and passad out on staga cuz I falt axtramaly narvous and intimitatad by a group of 4 yaar olds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (7317)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down looool a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today , I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech , she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys , staggered to my car , and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today... I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in te corner of my room... all over a plug socket...ic blew out te electrics. FML

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On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, wo was spending is evenings watcing "House" instead of revising 4 our important exam, as I was . Te topic mentiond in te episode cummd up in te exam . He got 4 points more tan I did . mega FML

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

TODAY I ATTENDED MA FIRST MEETING WIT MA BOSSES. FOR LUNC WE WENT TO A RESTAURANT. I COKED ON A PIECE OF MEAT AND COULDN'T BREATE ANYMORE. I AD TO TAKE TAT PIECE OF MEAT OUT OF MA TROAT WIT MA FINGERS AND TEN PUT IT BACK ON MA PLATE ALL CEWED UP. REAL FML

#453
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On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version



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