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Today , I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech , she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys , staggered to my car , and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, wo was spending is evenings watcing "House" instead of revising 4 our important exam, as I was . Te topic mentiond in te episode cummd up in te exam . He got 4 points more tan I did . mega FML
TODAY I ATTENDED MA FIRST MEETING WIT MA BOSSES. FOR LUNC WE WENT TO A RESTAURANT. I COKED ON A PIECE OF MEAT AND COULDN'T BREATE ANYMORE. I AD TO TAKE TAT PIECE OF MEAT OUT OF MA TROAT WIT MA FINGERS AND TEN PUT IT BACK ON MA PLATE ALL CEWED UP. REAL FML
Friday 27 March 2015