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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Witch_E_Poo : Single, grounded, level headed (usually), Smart Ass at times, extremely independent, crappy speller, animal lover, like to stay away from negative people-they bring ya down!

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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