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Wiringify

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  • Number of visits : 37022
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML

#21513863
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (1870)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:12am - misc - by heart of cold - United States

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

#21513467
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22013) - you deserved it (2833)

On 01/10/2016 at 4:07am - animals - by Devotedmom (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

#21513340
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8996) - you deserved it (72823)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

#21513338
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22260) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm - love - by Jack (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

#21513287
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (3026)

On 01/09/2016 at 6:19pm - misc - by whenlifeisalemon - United States (California)

Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML

#21513076
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21183) - you deserved it (1191)

On 01/09/2016 at 12:25am - work - by retail can shart a cock - United States

Today, I overheard my parents talking about our family pet. Or at least I thought they were, until my mother exclaimed, "Honestly, I don't know why we keep her." Our dog is male. FML

#21513021
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20662) - you deserved it (1571)

On 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm - misc - by familypet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

#21512914
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23576) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

#21512889
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11348) - you deserved it (19034)

On 01/08/2016 at 3:33pm - love - by hatemylifelol - United States (Michigan)

Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with "When I win the lottery..." FML

#21512844
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18826) - you deserved it (8756)

On 01/08/2016 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML

#21512797
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22614) - you deserved it (1617)

On 01/08/2016 at 9:34am - health - by First World Problems - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

#21512779
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18046) - you deserved it (7769)

On 01/08/2016 at 6:28am - health - by Lara (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML

#21512749
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21307) - you deserved it (1230)

On 01/08/2016 at 1:49am - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML

#21512737
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21905) - you deserved it (1512)

On 01/08/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by tiredofbullshit - United States (New Hampshire)



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