Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Wiringify

Offline (10 hours ago) | Search for a member

Wiringify

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7476
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wiringify : Live.

On FML everyday.

Love the app.

Wiringify's page activity

Visits<b>bjf21</b> - 15 hours ago<b>BBlah</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 5:53pm<b>PizzaCheese15</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 2:05pm<b>xR3cKl3sSx</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 1:15am<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 9:22pm<b>double_jointed</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:17pm<b>jbcy</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 9:13am<b>katydid91</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 7:41pm<b>Checker</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 8:31pm<b>cryssycakesx3</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 5:44pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 11:14am<b>Tobiaspe</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 3:21am<b>Lystune42</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 6:31pm<b>zinoxity</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 7:02pm<b>lil_miss_simran</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 9:40pm<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 1:50pm<b>tuckit</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 11:13pm<b>0void0</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 7:20am

Wiringify's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of Wiringify's badges

Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, I managed to not laugh as a potential high-profile Italian client with a heavy accent repeatedly pronounced "sheet metal" as "shit metal". Unfortunately, my boss and a senior colleague couldn't contain their own laughter. We lost that deal, and our jobs are now endangered. FML

#21227795
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37328) - you deserved it (4263)

On 08/02/2014 at 6:37pm - work - by Shitmetalseller (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

#21227229
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53646) - you deserved it (5451)

On 08/02/2014 at 12:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

#21227114
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43169) - you deserved it (7009)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

#21227005
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39064) - you deserved it (10754)

On 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by infortunatename - United States (California)

Today, I confided to my grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too, but that he'd cured himself in the end, namely by committing suicide. Thanks, grandma, thanks. FML

#21226890
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (3550)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm - health - by lacieQ (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

#21226819
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52459) - you deserved it (3627)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

#21226442
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34832) - you deserved it (4363)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:33am - money - by baconistasty27 - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

#21226147
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34213) - you deserved it (3106)

On 07/31/2014 at 8:17pm - love - by Does this thought count? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

#21225641
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42458) - you deserved it (4363)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

#21224311
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (5911)

On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

#21223797
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39607) - you deserved it (13849)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: