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Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
by DeathbyWording / 04/29/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
by DeepFriedLettuce / 04/28/2016 at 9:33pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by AintEasyBeinWheezy / 04/28/2016 at 2:26pm / United States / Health
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
by Jane / 04/27/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
by Whyme? / 04/27/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
by Emmaraine189 / 04/27/2016 at 10:22pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by kaleighf / 04/27/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
by anon / 04/27/2016 at 12:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I missed an interview to work in a school as a teacher's assistant because the email inviting me to attend got buried among the spam emails. Oh well, back to my usual job as an assistant janitor. Yes, that's right, assistant janitor. It's the same job as a real janitor, but for less pay. FML
by oh, feck off / 04/27/2016 at 9:02am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Work
by CANTTAKEMORE / 04/26/2016 at 6:24pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Jjay08 / 04/26/2016 at 5:17pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Sting / 04/26/2016 at 4:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Wilhelm / 04/26/2016 at 10:47am / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
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