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Wiringify

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 26918
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wiringify : Live.

On FML everyday.

Love the app.

Wiringify's page activity

Visits<b>_Peppermint_</b> - yesterday at 6:03pm<b>BabyMama_m8</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:08pm<b>Memento_Mori</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:34pm<b>Sdee123</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm<b>MaNameJeff</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:22am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 6:58pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:48am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:35pm<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Cloco98</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:17am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:24pm<b>shaaza</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:16pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:53pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:59am<b>arasx0</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:31am<b>JMichael</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:54pm<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:32pm<b>sophie_foster</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:47am

Fucked!<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:22pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:15am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:02am<b>brieee</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:23pm

Wiringify's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31098) - you deserved it (4345)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

#21403720
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29309) - you deserved it (4555)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28691) - you deserved it (4821)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

#21403442
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29908) - you deserved it (3589)

On 05/02/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by gross - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14149) - you deserved it (28927)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

#21402837
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23558) - you deserved it (10374)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:24am - love - by Forever alone - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

#21402394
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23998) - you deserved it (5944)

On 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother was trying to have yet another "helpful" conversation about how to fix my anxiety. My sister's insightful comment? "I think your problem is that you need to get laid." My mom agreed with her. FML

#21401985
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28840) - you deserved it (3236)

On 04/29/2015 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by sexandanxiety (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33794) - you deserved it (4519)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

#21401720
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (2754)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, after recently getting my car fully serviced and fixed, the horn has decided to spontaneously beep. To stop the beeping I have to press the horn hard, making it look like I'm purposely doing it to piss people off. FML

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

#21401688
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25906) - you deserved it (2491)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

#21400557
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (6201)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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