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by pierced / 05/01/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Ted, E. Vic / 05/01/2016 at 1:39am / United States / Money
by Fox_Undercover / 04/30/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by ShouldICallYouDaddy / 04/30/2016 at 7:49am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Intimacy
Today, some random guy decided to wake me up at 5.30am by yelling outside my window. I opened the window and told him to knock it off before going back to bed. It took a good 3 minutes of his laughter before I realised I was naked and he got a close up view of my breasts. FML
by Bawsack / 04/30/2016 at 5:00am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous
Today, I briefly had the coolest boss in the world. He stormed over to a nasty customer who was giving me hell, and he absolutely laid into her. It lasted about 10 seconds before he collapsed from a major heart attack. A coworker's already blamed me for not pacifying the customer in the first place and causing all this to happen. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2016 at 2:20am / Australia / Work
by longing for emancipation / 04/29/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
by brandogg / 04/29/2016 at 8:11pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 7:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by sam.exe / 04/29/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:59pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
by DeathbyWording / 04/29/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Health