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Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2015 at 11:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PheobeBuffay / 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
by crushed / 12/10/2015 at 7:12pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by ohtheirony / 12/10/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
by pregnantapparently / 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! / 12/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Health
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2015 at 8:27am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by MiceMiles / 12/10/2015 at 7:34am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by PerturbedStudent / 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much and it unnerves him. FML
by Greenskies / 12/09/2015 at 10:26am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Work
by Macysdayparade8 / 12/08/2015 at 11:01pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my mom told me that when I choked on a tortilla chip yesterday, she was seriously planning on cutting my neck open and sticking a straw in it if I didn't stop, because she saw someone do it on 'E.R.'. Now I'm scared to have an emergency around her. FML
by meg__1798 / 12/08/2015 at 9:08pm / United States (California) / Health
by *sigh* / 12/08/2015 at 5:56pm / United Kingdom / Money
by Anonymous / 12/08/2015 at 3:24pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work