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by Anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 10:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
by Helpful Smile / 01/25/2016 at 9:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by my face though / 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
by thrill house / 01/24/2016 at 7:57pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
by fuckoffgramps / 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 10:54am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 10:27am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by ugh / 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 5:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
by soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass / 01/23/2016 at 2:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 12:51am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML
by believe me now?? / 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Love
- Today, I've always been told I look just like my dad. The only difference between me and him is our… Today, I realized my parents have gone out of they're way to make it impossible for me to move out.… Today, I was hit on by a really cute guy. It was flattering, but I'm gay so I told him, "Sorry, I'm…