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by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML
by Anonameow / 02/25/2016 at 7:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I walked to an interview on my college campus. I got there early. The place was empty. I assumed I wrote the date wrong. Several hours later, a friend who also was interviewed asked me how my interview went. The date, time and location were all right. I don't know how I got lost. FML
by Needamap / 02/25/2016 at 5:20pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
by Unreciprocated / 02/25/2016 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, while working as a hostess, one of my tattoos on my leg was showing. It's not uncommon for guests to comment on tattoos as we're high end and I'm one of two staff members with visible tattoos. What is uncommon is an elderly lady hiking up my skirt for a better view. I flashed everyone. FML
by Devlynfly / 02/24/2016 at 11:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
by FuglyBetty / 02/24/2016 at 5:48pm / Norway (Aust-Agder) / Miscellaneous
by NurseGabby / 02/24/2016 at 2:26pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML
by stupid drunk bitch / 02/24/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:28pm / United States / Love
by 1meme129 / 02/24/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I went to my required district science fair with my project about gliders and was a bit unprepared in terms of personal knowledge on the science behind gliders. I was hoping I would get a judge who didn't know a lot about aerodynamics. One of my judges was a glider pilot. FML
by rmonk / 02/24/2016 at 8:13am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the… Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical… Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…