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Wiringify

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22328
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wiringify : Live.

On FML everyday.

Love the app.

Wiringify's page activity

Visits<b>HRowan</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 12:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:58pm<b>brieee</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:32pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 4:36pm<b>bazookajoey</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 9:24pm<b>kaed</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:43am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:21am<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:21pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:12am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 3:02am<b>ezrajab</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:11am<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 10:38am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 11:10pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 10:49pm<b>xwingtwo</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 9:23pm<b>DorLeon</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 9:06pm<b>PixieWolfe</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:14am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 9:40pm

Liked!<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:02am<b>brieee</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:23pm

Wiringify's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

#21338417
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (5762)

On 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (8589)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

#21338193
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (11797)

On 01/16/2015 at 10:41am - love - by Marfo101 (man) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23859) - you deserved it (25985)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

#21337906
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13850) - you deserved it (44467)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:15pm - misc - by whoops.. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent. I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent. FML

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23560) - you deserved it (15100)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

#21337685
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17360) - you deserved it (14947)

On 01/15/2015 at 3:30pm - animals - by surprise - United States (Mississippi)

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30312) - you deserved it (4602)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30509) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (6107)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML

#21337080
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (1783)

On 01/14/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by Skazzy3 (man) -

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

#21337071
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (2690)

On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21216) - you deserved it (36815)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)



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