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Wiringify

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Wiringify

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 25375
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wiringify : Live.

On FML everyday.

Love the app.

Wiringify's page activity

Visits<b>Iwtumn</b> - yesterday at 6:58pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:48am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:35pm<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Cloco98</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:17am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:24pm<b>shaaza</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:16pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:53pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:59am<b>arasx0</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:31am<b>JMichael</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:54pm<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:32pm<b>sophie_foster</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:47am<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:26pm<b>Slammer2012</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 6:21pm<b>HRowan</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 12:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:58pm<b>brieee</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:32pm

Fucked!<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:22pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:15am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:02am<b>brieee</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:23pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32255) - you deserved it (5120)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (2464)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33548) - you deserved it (1955)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML

#21399342
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27977) - you deserved it (4257)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25162) - you deserved it (22012)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29374) - you deserved it (3528)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

#21399135
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26126) - you deserved it (3349)

On 04/24/2015 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35288) - you deserved it (2426)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

#21399022
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29216) - you deserved it (1749)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I complimented a player in a game who protected my ass the whole match. As a joke, I told them to marry me. Turned out the person was a horny 40-something lesbian stalker who spent the next 5 hours sending me pictures and trying to find out where I live. FML

#21398988
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (5482)

On 04/24/2015 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

#21398967
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28148) - you deserved it (2001)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

#21398951
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (1817)

On 04/24/2015 at 10:12am - love - by LolaBell (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML

#21398912
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (10406)

On 04/24/2015 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Sexless from Texas - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, teachers were pulling students out of class to announce valedictorian, salutatorian, and other awards for graduation. I got pulled out of class by one of them, and I got a little excited since I wasn't expecting an award. It was to tell me that my sister was staying after school. FML



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