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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22695
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML

#21383795
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25364) - you deserved it (1993)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23629) - you deserved it (6157)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21043) - you deserved it (11409)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27624) - you deserved it (1840)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28183) - you deserved it (2594)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25555) - you deserved it (1976)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

#21382971
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25815) - you deserved it (3302)

On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38768) - you deserved it (2753)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

#21382721
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (2631)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

#21382495
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10680) - you deserved it (35364)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24235) - you deserved it (15182)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27114) - you deserved it (2967)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27605) - you deserved it (3541)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26629) - you deserved it (2374)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (2213)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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