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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 32037
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suit case in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13369) - you deserved it (828)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14029) - you deserved it (3169)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

#21450259
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18379) - you deserved it (1751)

On 08/01/2015 at 12:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

#21450246
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15664) - you deserved it (1135)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19125) - you deserved it (1241)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12311) - you deserved it (20038)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

#21450074
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20163) - you deserved it (1971)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20313) - you deserved it (1593)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML

#21449844
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13638) - you deserved it (20670)

On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML

#21449719
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (3581)

On 07/30/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Just wanted a cigarette (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21508) - you deserved it (1549)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18754) - you deserved it (1585)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21812) - you deserved it (1761)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was detained for trying to "illegally enter" my house, all because my parents forgot to tell me they were being evicted. FML

#21449546
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22683) - you deserved it (1298)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm - misc - by College_Grad (woman) -

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