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Wiringify

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 27373
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wiringify : Live.

On FML everyday.

Love the app.

Wiringify's page activity

Visits<b>Alole</b> - 10 hours ago<b>devildog562</b> - 18 hours ago<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 6:03pm<b>BabyMama_m8</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:08pm<b>Memento_Mori</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:34pm<b>Sdee123</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm<b>MaNameJeff</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:22am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 6:58pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:48am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:35pm<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Cloco98</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:17am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:24pm<b>shaaza</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:16pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:53pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:59am<b>arasx0</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:31am<b>JMichael</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:54pm

Fucked!<b>Alole</b> - 4 hours ago<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:22pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:15am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:02am<b>brieee</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:23pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

#21417394
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17835) - you deserved it (3229)

On 05/29/2015 at 12:16am - misc - by idonthavereligion (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

#21417382
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18749) - you deserved it (1921)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

#21417141
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (1918)

On 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm - money - by FFS - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I got engaged. When I called my father, who is out of state for a few days, to tell him, his response was, "What'd you do that for?" FML

#21417009
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20549) - you deserved it (2056)

On 05/28/2015 at 3:04am - love - by jessiebear159 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with another woman. They told me to leave so they could finish, and that "we'll all talk this over later." FML

#21416749
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (1907)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by hellno (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML

#21416691
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23405) - you deserved it (1518)

On 05/27/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by concom - Cyprus

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

#21416617
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (2600)

On 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm - work - by UN4 (man) - United States

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26030) - you deserved it (2690)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

#21415900
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12887) - you deserved it (40778)

On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

#21415827
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26496) - you deserved it (1625)

On 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by tmi4me - United States

Today, at work, I dropped two bottles of wine on the floor. Unbelievably, they both didn't break. That, however, did not stop my boss from taking a few points away on my evaluation. My $3 raise is now reduced to $0.25. FML

#21415769
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23038) - you deserved it (2571)

On 05/25/2015 at 10:26pm - work - by A1NoSauce - United States (Florida)

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

#21415763
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (1596)

On 05/25/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by wrestling probs - United States

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

#21415477
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25226) - you deserved it (7006)

On 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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