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  • Number of visits : 37141
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Wiringify's favorite FMLs

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

#21525526
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4915) - you deserved it (304)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

#21525452
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9297) - you deserved it (856)

On 02/12/2016 at 10:13am - health - by tooembarrassed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

#21525409
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13818) - you deserved it (857)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

#21525372
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13886) - you deserved it (4076)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:50am - love - by oblivious idiot -

Today, I got my very first tattoo. Excited, I sent a picture to my best friend. Her response? "You're joking, right?" FML

#21525357
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11565) - you deserved it (2709)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:41am - misc - by fml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

#21525261
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13429) - you deserved it (1474)

On 02/11/2016 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

#21525225
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12580) - you deserved it (3656)

On 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by Electro (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML

#21525176
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13470) - you deserved it (1567)

On 02/11/2016 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by CmS_1733 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML

#21525139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17470) - you deserved it (1844)

On 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by not satisfied - United States (Missouri)

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

#21525094
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15721) - you deserved it (3038)

On 02/11/2016 at 7:24am - work - by candy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7596) - you deserved it (40401)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16644) - you deserved it (1092)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

#21524626
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8202) - you deserved it (17410)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm - misc - by Shiet - Singapore

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17493) - you deserved it (1991)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States



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