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About WiredTechnician : I am very very crazy and nerdy. I have an EMT license and am in college as a Biology Major.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
Friday 3 July 2015