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TODAY, I WAS ABSENTMINDEDLY PLAYING WITH A PIECE OF LINT. WHEN I LOOKD AT IT, I REALIZD THAT I HAD BEEN ROLLING AND SQUEEZING A DEAD SPIDER IN MAH FINGERS FIR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. BIG FAT FML

#15947256
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML

#15947062
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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT HER FAVOURITE AUNT DID LAST NIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK. THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF TO SAY WAS, ( OH NO, IS SHE OKAY? ) FML

#15935216
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

#15929536
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On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

TADAY I GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GET A GLASS OF WATER. I FELT SOMETHING GET CAUGHT IN MY THROAT SO I COUGHED AND SPLUTTERED A BIT. WHEN I TURNED ON THE LIGHTS I DISCOVERED I'D COUGHED UP A COCKROACH. FML

#15075987
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On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

I was dry-walling a house when mah butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked wat the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
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On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

todayhilst having sax, my husband scraamad out a man's nama . FML

#14671725
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

A Friend And I Saw Some Deer Outside Ma Car . Since We Were Bot Leaving For College Te Next Day We Wantd To Do Someting Memorable So We Decidd To Case Te Deer . Turns Out Te Deer Wantd To Case Us Too . We Ran For Over Five Minutes Screaming . FML

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On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Took The Motherboard Out Of Mah Computer So I Could Put More RAM And A New Video Card In. While I Was In The Bathroom Mah Mom Threw It All Out Because It 'looked Like Garbage'. Real FML

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On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets fir entry". FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my daughter cummd up to me crying. When I askd her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raisd this child. FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I Saw A Blond-hared Guy Crouched By Mah Bike Fiddling With Something As I Came Back From The Shop!! Thinking He Was A Thief, I Slammed Him Acros The Head With Mah Helmet, Knocked Him Over - Then I Realised Not Only Was He A Kid Barely In His Teens, He Was Tying His Shoes!! FML

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On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the toilethen I felt something brush my shoulder . I turned around in fright, an one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat an into the toilet, making me fall sideways an hit my face on the toilet roll holder . I now have a black eye . It was my hair on my shoulder . FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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