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Wingman527

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Wingman527

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 September 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 852
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Wingman527 : I'm a wingman.
I'm there for you.

Wingman527's page activity

Visits<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:08am<b>michelle202123</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:15am<b>JuzReading</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 9:37pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:53pm<b>feven</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 2:09pm<b>ronzi</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:37pm<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:06pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 3:13am<b>feeshcake</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:37pm<b>purpleturtle16</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:33am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:40am<b>Valukar</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:02am<b>arasx0</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 3:56am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:38pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:16pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:13pm<b>russfml</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 6:34am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 1:35am

Fucked!<b>michelle202123</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 6:15am<b>feven</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:09pm<b>ronzi</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:38pm<b>purpleturtle16</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:45am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:07am<b>xadoringx</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 10:47pm<b>watermelon15</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 7:33pm<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 7:18pm<b>DiJsLifeStyle</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 2:24pm<b>JuzReading</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 12:46pm<b>touch_the_sky_77</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 5:49am<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 6:45pm<b>SierraaaNicoleee</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 7:27am<b>theawkwardlife</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 7:21am<b>dancer824</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 3:41am<b>summer135790</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 5:35am<b>seninaa</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:03pm<b>nikojhavlin</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 2:10pm

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Wingman527's favorite FMLs

 Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

#21327895
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (2584)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML

#21302784
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32477) - you deserved it (3555)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

#21298550
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32868) - you deserved it (2324)

On 11/13/2014 at 7:21pm - misc - by JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - United States (California)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

#21277425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33100) - you deserved it (4469)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49081) - you deserved it (4334)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

#21268375
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (2722)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:46pm - health - by Tampax - Spain (Castilla-La Mancha)

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML

#21265402
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (2449)

On 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by notautistic - United States (Minnesota)

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML

#21265402
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (2449)

On 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by notautistic - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37833) - you deserved it (9607)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

#21247834
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36391) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

#21246787
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (3364)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed as Bobo the Evil Clown, chasing trick-or-treaters. All I've been able to do is chase after her, and apologize to the terrified children's families. FML

#20941017
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38213) - you deserved it (3382)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

#20806393
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44806) - you deserved it (7909)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland



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