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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 136
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28998) - you deserved it (6971)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30922) - you deserved it (2802)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33786) - you deserved it (2849)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (13069) - you deserved it (54051) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36913) - you deserved it (5547)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

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