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About WingedLovely27 : I'm that weird chick with the weird hair hiding the weird thoughts in her weird head. I love being misery's company...and there seems to be a lot of it on here. I'm very spiritual. Cheers! Namaste! Peace and blessin's! Salute!

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Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30972) - you deserved it (7083)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39355) - you deserved it (5534)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

#21348664
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14783) - you deserved it (40163)

On 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm - health - by toe - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23542) - you deserved it (15087)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
90 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45943) - you deserved it (11864)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

#21303819
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32447) - you deserved it (3758)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32110) - you deserved it (15156)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

#21300928
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19105) - you deserved it (30698)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML

#21293883
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (3578)

On 11/07/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by all shat out - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
71 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (53170)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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